The Passion!
We will have a more unique post today – a collaboration between me and fellow blogger, Froggy-kun of Fantastic Memes, discussing about a particular aspect of Kuroko no Basuke.
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Froggy: HI THERE.
Kai: Hi sexy.
Froggy: Are you referring to me or to the basketball players.
Kai: The basketball player aren’t slimy though.
Froggy: Maybe they are because of all the sweat. Don’t you want to just touch those chiselled abs just to make sure?
Kai: Yes, those abs are sexy, manly, GAR, you name it. Also, dem-shiny-sweats.
Froggy: I wonder how they can put up with all that manliness? Doesn’t it make them want to do… something else?
Kai: Indeed.
Kai: WITH GREAT FORCE!
Froggy: hrnnnnggghhhhhh
Froggy: By the way, I haven’t seen Kurobasu for quite some weeks now, but I can remember just like yesterday how… erotic… it is.
Kai: I only just finished the part where they finished the preliminaries for the Winter Cup, decided to marathon the rest of S2 until the show ended, which I assume would cover the actual Winter Cup.
Froggy: Yeah, I was about halfway through S2 when I stopped for whatever reason.
Kai: Still, every time I resume my Kuroko no Basuke watching session, it always left me all hot and bothered. You see, we have a group of big muscular high school ikemen, at the peak of their adolescence, running around with huge balls on their hands.
Kai: Speaking of hands..
Kai: Those huge hands must indicate something! Incidentally, Teppei also has great gripping strength, great for gripping BALLS!
Froggy: Yeah, all the better to handle those huge balls with.
Froggy: A truly great basketball player can grip them with one hand, and spin them around on one finger.
Kai: Wait, spin them around!? Wouldn’t that… hurt?
Froggy: Only if they’re not good at it.
Froggy: Kuroko’s terrible at handling the ball. Can’t even get it in the hoop.
Heartwarming Romance
Kai: Well, he got small hands. You can say he is the “feminine” cast of the group. Weak, small, polite and barely close to average stamina.
Froggy: Don’t fall into those gender stereotypes, man! Gender doesn’t matter in true love!
Kai: You speak da absolute truth man! Frog! ..whatever!
In the end, we are all satisfied, and you are set free.
